“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Friday, September 18, 2009

Most unintentionally hilarious news tease....ever!

"A MONKEY has pushed a woman off a cliff."





The woman, 60-year-old Zhou Juchang, made the claim after winding up at the bottom of a seven-metre rockface, fracturing her hip and breaking three ribs.

Now she’s suing her travel agent, who organised her trip into China’s Chengdu Wildlife Park.

The monkey allegedly flew into a rage when the woman refused to hand over the bag of monkey food which her tour guide recommended she buy.

A spokesman for the park said the woman’s mistake was showing fear.

“If you show fear a monkey will bully you,” he told London’s Metro


TRR's Life Lesson of the Day: kids, never show fear before a monkey or you'll be pushed off a cliff.

Pushed off a cliff by a monkey....heh, heh!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Was it Michelle Obama ?

ed said...

Heh, heh....Michelle Obama.

Bill Lockhart said...

Suing her TRAVEL AGENT---WTF why not sue China or the Chinese Park--That's where all our money is anyway.